Things That Shouldn’t Be Covered in Soy Sauce
The washing machine. The dryer. The inside of the dryer. Five pairs of shoes. A rug. The back door. Two piles of freshly sorted laundry, both lights and darks. A pair of boiled wool slippers. The slippers got it BAD. So bad. A newly opened box of 200 garbage bags. 10 feet of baseboard trim….